Chistophe!

Ok, ok just one more ridiculous Paris metro add. You can imagine how compromising it was to take this picture - but I just had to do it.
Ok, ok, here is what it says:

Christophe is beautiful, soft yet firm, something like the comfort you get in a Sensoft matress from Simmons.

Teehee.

Is this what sells mattresses in Paris? Apparently, but look his chones are saggy! Are they just coming on or about to come off? It's a mystery. I just don't know, he's giving us Blue Steele but I really need to see Magnum. Merci, mais, non.